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December 2011
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August 2011
1 post
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Aug 11th
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January 2011
2 posts
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I love you like fuck anyway la, and to make this a...
50 inches. CONFIRM. Ask me anything
Jan 11th
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Why you go and date stupid people and lesbians
That’s a very very good question. I wish i knew the answer too. Ask me anything
Jan 11th
September 2010
1 post
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HI THIS IS FROM SOMEONE THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW.
OMG NO WAI Ask me anything
Sep 6th
August 2010
3 posts
Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down.
Aug 5th
“Go after her. Fuck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call, go after her...”
– Helena Kvarnstrom
Aug 5th
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WHY YOU SO DOG
If i could answer that, i would know how to counter chicken WING. Ask me anything
Aug 5th
July 2010
5 posts
Best. Book. Ever. →
Jul 31st
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when is 'as soon as you can afford it'? LOL 8D
Once i get that 6k a month job lawl Ask me anything
Jul 23rd
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Do you know how absolutely awesome you are? :D
Not half as awesome as you <3 Ask me anything
Jul 22nd
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when are you buying plane ticket?
As soon as i can afford it 8D Ask me anything
Jul 22nd
June 2010
28 posts
Teenager Passes out marrying a cow he had sex with →
Jun 30th
TMI
My mother just told me that she wanted to upload a picture of herself in a swimsuit to facebook, but felt it was “TOO SEXY” ………………..why me
Jun 29th
“Once conform, once do what other people do because they do it, and a lethargy...”
– Virginia Woolf
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Jun 26th
Finally.
It’s all over. Despite going into the exam and feeling so sick i passed out on the table for an hour, i should be able to get the 22 marks i need. Utter waste of a high distinction, but i don’t even care anymore. Uni is over. I can die in peace.
Jun 25th
There was a man named Ed, Who wouldn’t take a woman to bed When he wanted to diddle, he cut out the middle And left the rest in the shed
Jun 24th
OUTSIDE INSIDE OUT
My lungs are living la vida loca from all this fucking coughing
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Jun 18th
Traumatic Insemination →
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this, the male uses his penis to DRILL A VAGINA into the female.
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Jun 13th
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Fucking good. Half of boat quay buy me drinks on my birthday.
Jun 10th
Total eclipse of the heart
Jun 9th
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HAHAHAHA ARE YOU THE ULTIMATE KUAY?!?!?!!!
Obviously. Ask me anything
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